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Catch 22 (citiram iz sjecanja):
psihijatar: What does this fish remind you of?
yossarian: Other fish.
psihijatar: And what does that fish remind you of?
yossarian: Other fish.

Glembajevi
Leone: Dobro, nisam rekao. Krivo sam se izrazio! VI NISTE BARONICIN LJUBAVNIK! Slava Gospodinu Bogu, laku noc.

Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker serija (zapravo svaka druga recenica spada ovdje):
"Ah, " said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of. "

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. "

"Ford had his own code of ethics. It wasn't much of one, but it was his and he stuck by it, more or less. One rule he made was never to buy his own drinks. He wasn't sure if that counted as an ethic, but you have to go with what you've got. "

"What was the self-sacrifice? "
"I jettisoned half of a much loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes. "
"Why was that self-sacrifice? "
"Because they were mine! " said Ford crossly.
"I think we have different value systems. "
"Well mine's better. "
"That's according to your... oh never mind. "

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President
should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone
discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is
here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something
even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

"... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of
weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and
out of a gin and tonic."

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland
and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am
therefore excused from saving Universes."

"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "