Ajmo jednu prehrambenu
When the Devil came to dinner
Our Mum was quite impressed
She said, "Why can't you be more like our
Esteemed Satanic guest?"
And he always knows just what to say
And how exactly to behave
And makes for such a pleasant stay
As he plots to steal our souls away.
And you may call it irony
When coincidence collides
But I've had dinner with the devil
And I have seen the light.
And you may call it righteousness
When civility survives
But I've had dinner with the devil and
I know nice from right.
And no one could believe it
When the nicest guy in town
Took an axe as big as him
And chopped his family down.
And he was careful when he spoke
To never tell a dirty joke
And never swore, or even smoked
Or interrupted other folk.
And you may call it irony
When coincidence collides
But I've had dinner with the devil
And I have seen the light.
And you may call it righteousness
When civility survives
But I've had dinner with the devil and
I know nice from right.
And everyone was baffled
When the nicest girl we knew
Knocked off the local grocery
With a loaded .32
And she never wore her dress too tight
Or ever stayed out late at night
Or ever strayed from teachers' sight
Cause she was always so polite
And you may call it irony
When coincidence collides
But I've had dinner with the devil
And I have seen the light.
And you may call it righteousness
When civility survives
But I've had dinner with the devil and
I know nice from right.
And our Mum says she's changed her mind
About the Devil's brood
They may be evil so she thinks
But at least they're never rude
And hasn't he got lovely hair
And hasn't he got looks to spare
With etiquette and graceful flair
As he pulls out a lady's chair.
And you may call it irony
When coincidence collides
But I've had dinner with the devil
And I have seen the light.
And you may call it righteousness
When civility survives
But I've had dinner with the devil and
I know nice from right.