Pesah

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...Jews+for+jesus

Jedna lijepa prezentacija: -Chris in the Passover-

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Pesah - blagdan oslobodenja:
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Chag Sameach Pesach uz poruku: Moooove to Israel! Make aliya!

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March 28, 2007
If the Passover Story Were Reported by CNN or the New York Times
By Daniel P. Waxman

The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt . After eight previous plagues have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness.

Western journalists were particularly enraged by this plague. "It is simply impossible to report when you can't see an inch in front of you," complained a frustrated Andrea Koppel of CNN. "I have heard from my reliable Egyptian contacts that in the midst of the blanket of blackness, the Jews were annihilating thousands of Egyptians. Their word is solid enough evidence for me."

While the Jews contend that the plagues are justified given the harsh slavery imposed upon them by the Egyptians, Pharaoh, the Egyptian leader, rebuts this claim. "If only the plagues would let up, there would be no slavery. We just want to live plague-free. It is the right of every society."

Saeb Erekat, an Egyptian spokesperson, complains that slavery is justifiable given the Jews' superior weaponry supplied to them by the superpower G-d. The Europeans are particularly enraged by the latest Jewish offensive. "The Jewish aggression must cease if there is to be peace in the region. The Jews should go back to slavery for the good of the rest of the world," stated an angry French President Jacques Chirac.

Even several Jews agree. Adam Shapiro, a Jew, has barricaded himself within Pharaoh's chambers to protect Pharaoh from what is feared will be the next plague, the death of the firstborn. Mr. Shapiro claims that while slavery is not necessarily a good thing, it is the product of the plagues and when the plagues end, so will the slavery. "The Jews have gone too far with plagues such as locusts and epidemic which have virtually destroyed the Egyptian economy," Mr. Shapiro laments. "The Egyptians are really a very nice people and Pharaoh is kind of huggable once you get to know him," gushes Shapiro.

The United States is demanding that Moses and Aaron, the Jewish leaders, continue to negotiate with Pharaoh. While Moses points out that Pharaoh had made promise after promise to free the Jewish people only to immediately break them and thereafter impose harsher and harsher slavery, Richard Boucher of the State Department assails the latest offensive. "Pharaoh is not in complete control of the taskmasters," Mr. Boucher states. "The Jews must return to the negotiating table and will accomplish nothing through these plagues."

The latest round of violence comes in the face of a bold new Saudi peace overture. "If only the Jews will give up their language, change their names to Egyptian names and cease having male children, the Arab nations will incline toward peace with them," Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah declared.

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Klukas kaže:

Bio sam s ekipom u zidovskoj opcini i pricalo se o pashi i bas smo se nasmijali. Cudno jer bi se trebali prepirati s obzirom na to kada je Isus umro, ali mi smo se sprijateljili i zabavljali i to dokazuje da dijalog postoji.

Pesah kasher ve sameach!

ovaaj, nešto si pobrkao. i isus je priredio (pashalnu posljednju) večeru
baš da bi proslavio pesah! uostalom, uskrs se slavi jer je isus uskrsnuo, znači živ je.
pa je u tom smislu, kršćanstvo radostan blagdan isto kao pesah...


uostalom, više dižem ovaj topic jer večeras u sumrak počinje pesah i traje sve do idućeg ponedjeljka..
Pesah kasher ve sameach!

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UmpaUmpa kaže:

March 28, 2007
If the Passover Story Were Reported by CNN or the New York Times
By Daniel P. Waxman

Sve je to lijepo i krasno i sretni blagdani! ali što je s onom božjom odmazdom u vidu ubijanja nevine djece? Znači li Pesah - prolaz -? Božji prolaz (Zatornika?) kada je učinio nešto što niti Bog ne smije učiniti, ako ga mislimo po-štovati. Nešto jako ružno... što ga je izjednačilo s faraonom.