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Old 25.12.2002., 03:24   #81
Jim: Yes, yes I have a very little secret we'd like to tell
Tom: And we think people to know about it
Jim: The snow will be falling
Tom: And the cats'll be ballin, yeah, theyll be knockin em selves out
Jim: Know the reason why
Tom: Why?
Jim: Santa Claus is smokin' reefer
Santa Claus is smokin tea
Hes so high in the sky, stays loaded all the time
Come on down
Ken: Hes got good stuff for the kiddies!
Tom: He's hip nowadays, not like my mother, my father
Jim: The kids are jivin
Tom: Jolly fellow, hes that fellow
Jim: Not the cat you think it is
Santy Claus is lighting up to the hay
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Old 25.12.2002., 15:17   #82
...ooOoo...
Piva je moja dogma, i sve što doprinosi toj dogmi uklapa se u moj pogled na život.

Kao npr. ono Božićno pivo što reklamiraju......hahaha...a svašta....

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Old 25.12.2002., 15:50   #83
Wink vrijeme je darivanja!!
A jel ima kaj 'kulaca' u Saloonu?

Ja bi si tak pojel nekaj slatkoga!
Pa onda sve to zalil sa sojinim mlijekom!

Milsim da to skupa ide bolje, nego s bozicnom pivicom?


Hvala unaprijed !
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Old 26.12.2002., 21:10   #84
Talking Shit u razlicitim religijama...
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ZEN: [What is the sound of shit happening?]
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
FORTEANISM: No shit??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
DEISM: Shit just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
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Old 26.12.2002., 21:15   #85
Talking Bravo!!!!!!
Pljesak!

Klap-klap-klap-klap-klap.....!

Shady je zadovoljan sad!
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Old 27.12.2002., 23:30   #86
Pesice,

koji shit si ti za sebe izabrala?



Nego jeste li culi da Nova godina pada bas na petak trinaesti ???
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Old 27.12.2002., 23:38   #87
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Hajde, posto ti pitas, onda necu voodoo, dakle kolebam se izmedju tao i rasta.
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Old 28.12.2002., 15:07   #88
moze jedna ljuta?
 
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Old 28.12.2002., 20:53   #89
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Pesice,

koji shit si ti za sebe izabrala?



Nego jeste li culi da Nova godina pada bas na petak trinaesti ???
Hm....čija nova godina? Ja jesam popio....ali meni se čini da nova godina pada u četvrtak.
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Old 28.12.2002., 21:04   #90
ali meni se čini da nova godina pada u četvrtak.
hehe, neka pada, aneka i legne

BTW >>2003>> srijeda
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Old 28.12.2002., 23:16   #91
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mali mujo kaže:
moze jedna ljuta?

Moze, mali mujo, kako ti kazes !





I, kaj velite Nova godina ne pada na petak 13 ?
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Old 29.12.2002., 00:34   #92
Zar nije subota, 27.?
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Old 29.12.2002., 01:08   #93
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E jeste se opili, bando alkoholičarska
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Old 30.12.2002., 15:25   #94
Re: Shit u razlicitim religijama...
Quote:
Gospon Pes kaže:
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ZEN: [What is the sound of shit happening?]
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
FORTEANISM: No shit??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
DEISM: Shit just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

O da kćeri filistejska to li je tvoja religija.


Ah teško tebi
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Old 30.12.2002., 15:29   #95
Koju mislis?

Ne brini za mene, radije mi reci zasto mislis da ce tebi biti lakse?
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Old 30.12.2002., 16:17   #96
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Koju mislis?

Pročitaj ponovo što si napisala!
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Old 31.12.2002., 16:22   #97
Neznam za vas, al ja vec pijem
Za obozavatelje:

well, I saw you sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was you
I didn't know just what to do

Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
Would you buy a friend a beer?

As I nestled on my barstool
I felt your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
Would you buy a friend a beer?

Does your head pound, Jesus?
As hung over you do rise
How does paradise look, Jesus?
Thru holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer?

Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
Would you buy a friend a beer?

Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
Would you buy a friend a beer?
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Old 01.01.2003., 13:59   #98
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Old 01.01.2003., 23:00   #99
Pametno... he he...
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hehe, neka pada, aneka i legne

BTW >>2003>> srijeda






Legla krava... u jasle da spava...
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Old 02.01.2003., 17:50   #100
Zelje, pozdravi i... RUNDA ZA SVE
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