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Old 18.12.2003., 19:06   #1
Talking An da bussa

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Old 18.12.2003., 20:49   #2
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Old 18.12.2003., 20:53   #3
Ovaj ti je dobar placebo, pa šta ima tbe nisam dugo ni čuo ni vidio (na forumu, naravno), sad gledam pišeš svugdje a nema te na tvom podforumu - sramota!
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Old 18.12.2003., 22:51   #4
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Old 19.12.2003., 01:21   #5
Re: An da bussa

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention..



whata a mistakea she makea
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Old 19.12.2003., 08:33   #6
Re: An da bussa

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
A da recikliramo i ostale preklanjske viceve ?
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