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05.06.2017., 20:36
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Registrirani korisnik
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Osoba s desne strane čita upute kako se ponašati ako nešto pođe po zlu. Koza s lijeve strane se uzda u pomoć svetaca i, pretpostavljam, Novog zavjeta. Osoba s desne strane se vodi zdravim razumom, a koza vjeruje u izmišljene pizdarije.
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05.06.2017., 20:43
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#6062
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HDZ
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05.06.2017., 21:45
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#6063
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Registrirani korisnik
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Titivillus kaže:
Osoba s desne strane čita upute kako se ponašati ako nešto pođe po zlu. Koza s lijeve strane se uzda u pomoć svetaca i, pretpostavljam, Novog zavjeta. Osoba s desne strane se vodi zdravim razumom, a koza vjeruje u izmišljene pizdarije.
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Nema tog uputstva koji te može spasiti ako avion počne padati ....
Tako da je ova šala na račun koze koja čita upute iz aviona ....
IT’S ALL ABOUT GETTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN YOU. IT’S NOT THEIR CASH, IT’S THEIR FAITH. Well, take this plane, for example. This 80 ton chub of metal, seat cushions, and Bloody Mary mix has no right to be soaring through the sky, but along comes Newton explaining something about the air flow over the wing creating an uplift or some such shit, none of which makes a lick of sense, but you’ve got 82 passengers back there who believe it so fiercely, the plane continues its journey safely. NOW, WHAT’S KEEPING US ALOFT? FAITH OR NEWTON?
Mr Wednesday, American Gods
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05.06.2017., 22:02
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#6064
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Bike rider
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Atili, najboljem psu na svijetu! RIP (jesen/zima 1997 - 29. 7. 2009)"Život je kretanje, a kretanje je umjetnost"
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06.06.2017., 02:36
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#6065
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Seljak
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hasnfefer kaže:
 ja se nadam slikama, a dobijem text  Ali kad sam već tu, vozio sam se dosta puta avionom i nikada nisam uzeo upute. Nema logike, to je samo mazanje očiju. Kad se zakuca u zemlju sa 10000 metara samo Bog te može spasiti, a na žalost prema viđenom kad padnu avioni, nitko ne preživi. Isto je i ako padne u vodu  Kao na beton. |
U velikom broju slucajeva nesrece se desavaju pri slijetanju ili polijetanju, a tada te upute itekako imaju smisla... |
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06.06.2017., 03:34
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#6066
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Veneficium
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Tako je, nema uopće potrebe uzdat se u bilo kakve upute, samo u Boga. 
Ako vozite auto, preporučujem da ignorirate i prometne znakove, ako vam je suđeno suđeno je. 
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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06.06.2017., 07:48
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#6067
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Clan Partije
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06.06.2017., 17:49
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#6068
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HDZ
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06.06.2017., 21:23
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#6069
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Veneficium
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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07.06.2017., 08:18
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#6070
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Clan Partije
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07.06.2017., 18:47
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#6071
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Anomalija
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07.06.2017., 23:19
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Veneficium
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Lokacija: oh shit waddup
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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08.06.2017., 10:38
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Clan Partije
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09.06.2017., 07:13
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#6074
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Clan Partije
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10.06.2017., 16:41
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Veneficium
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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11.06.2017., 23:42
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Veneficium
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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12.06.2017., 07:44
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Clan Partije
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12.06.2017., 18:31
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Veneficium
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Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear? Her eyes are sewn shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until her will is submerged and she learns to serve - as your God taught and blinded you with crosses.
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13.06.2017., 07:22
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Clan Partije
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13.06.2017., 11:03
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#6080
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Clan Partije
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