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[Tyndall]

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STANDARDIZED BREVITY CODES

We are sorely lacking in standardized brevity codes to be used when TDY to an alien O'Club. The following concise and standardized, transmissions will be used by all fighter jocks when maneuvering south of the brass foot rail:
AUTONOMOUS INTERCEPT..Rolling in on a chick while wearing a TDY nametag.
BINGO.................Your beer is empty.
BREAK.................Aggressive maneuver to be used when you've got a pig at 6 and closing.
BANDIT.................Unescorted female.
BUGOUT.............. . .Last ditch maneuver to be used if the BREAK was unsuccessful.
BULLSEYE..............The only female at the Incirlik bar.
CHEAP SHOT............A glass of 01' Redeye on the rocks.
CHECK FUEL............Shake your beer can, say status.
CONTACT...............She gazes up into your glazed eyes.
CONTACT LOST..........You breathed on her.
CORNER VELOCITY.......The maximum speed at which you can run 'em without your wife finding out.
ENGAGED...............What she thinks she is if you give her your squadron patch.
FOX I.................The first good looking female at the bar.
FOX II................The second good looking female at the bar .
FOX III...............N/A at active units.
GRAPE.................A blind, deaf 82 year old paraplegic who's hot to trot.
IN....................Engaged fighter jock in hot pursuit; implies that free fighter jock either support or get the hell out of the way.
JINKOUT...............Required maneuver when spouse sneaks into deep 6 unobserved.
KNOCK IT OFF..........Call made by BANDIT when she thinks the engagement has gone far enough. COMM
OUT signal is a well placed knee.
SHACK.................Result of a well placed knee.
ON THE DECK...........Crawling up to the barstool .
ON TOP................One of two choices a BANDIT has for terminating an engagement.
PIREP.................A lie just told in the bar by the jock most recently RTB'd from TDY.
REATTACK..............When you are unsuccessful on your first attack and there's nothing better in sight.
SCISSORS..............A series of quick, clever statements designed to negate the BANDIT's defensive maneuvering.
SNAP SHOT. . . . ........."Hi, I fly jets. How do you like me so far?" (Often followed by a KNOCK IT OFF).
ZIPPER................A major defensive threat to an inebriated fighter jock. Can be overcome with a cooperative BANDIT, or by tripping and tearing.

[Il Bestione]

Shit still in Baghdad...

[US marines]

[Tyndall]

...ska kaže:

... me podsjeca na Full metal jacket. Kad Joker proziva juznovijetnamskog svodnika koji im dovodi onu "Me love you long time GI" fuficu na Vespi:

Ovu?



Hello Soldier boy , Me so horny , Me love you long time

[...ska]

Tyndall AFB kaže:

Ovu?



Hello Soldier boy , Me so horny , Me love you long time

Yup, upravo tu Vidi Cartmana ovu sam propustio...

[jebate led]

US marines kaže:

Indiana Jones 3 fora

[Pilatus]

kako nam je ovo promaklo

[Equilibrium]

po pilatusovom prijedlogu, selim link sa royevog topica:
Plavuša vs Desert Eagle

[Tyndall]

Pilatus kaže:

kako nam je ovo promaklo

Sjećam se jednog ST-a iz ranih '90-ih kada su stavili sliku "hrvatskog" F-4 kako ispaljuje Maverick na srpske položaje... A ja tu istu sliku ali bez hrvatskog grba imam u knjizi izdanoj 1977.

[ljiga]

Jedna forumašica na ovoj temi traži ekipu za igranje Axis and Allies-a.
Stavljam ovdje link za slučaj da se nađe zainteresiranih.

[ljiga]

Vjerojatno ste čuli za Metal Storm, jedan zanimljiv filmić
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

[Tyndall]

Nije photoshop - Francuska je stvarno bila zainteresirana za Eaglea, ali su onda krenuli u Mirage 4000 projekt koji je propao.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5443/f15bep9.jpg

[Pilatus]

Pazi,dobiti ćeš karton radi veličine slike.
A i potpis ti nije u skladu s pravilima.

Ovdašnji moderatori su prilično osjetljivi na to

[Tyndall]

Nisam ni mislio da bi slika od 800 x 400 slika mogla imati 600 kb. Riješeno.

Potpis je Ok, 3 reda size 1.

[Pilatus]

Tyndall AFB kaže:

Potpis je Ok, 3 reda size 1.

3 reda

[Tyndall]

[el Duderino]

broj redaka ionako može ovisiti o veličini fonta u nečijem browseru, zoomu na stranicu ili trenutnoj rezoluciji monitora... Pravilo je bedasto postavljeno.

[Hurin]

Kod mene je bliže 5 redova nego 3.

[Tyndall]

CVN 76 u okretu punom brzinom, testiranje kormila:



Nema puno veze s vojskom, ali je neprocjenjivo - saudijski kralj Abdullah je došao u posjet Velikoj Britaniji, i što su mu odsvirali na službenom prijemu:

http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/20...bdullah-v.html

I jedan filmić:

http://news.filefront.com/world-war-ii-with-mechs/

[...ska]

Tyndall AFB kaže:

Nema puno veze s vojskom, ali je neprocjenjivo - saudijski kralj Abdullah je došao u posjet Velikoj Britaniji, i što su mu odsvirali na službenom prijemu:

http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/20...bdullah-v.html

Kako su ga ispostovali, svaka im cast...

Nego, sjetio sam se sad starog vica.

Dodje saudijski kralj u posjetu Bijeloj kuci, razgovara s Bushom, i kad su zavrsili posao pita kaze mu:

"Da te pitam nesto George, moj unuk voli Star trek, i ponekad i ja s njim sjednem i to pogledam, dobra serija. Samo mi nesto nije jasno, ima nekih vanzemaljaca Klingonaca, Romulanaca, Vulkanaca, pa onda crnaca, bijelaca, azijata, samo nigdje nema Arapa, mislim nije fer, sto ne ubacite barem jednog Arapa tamo u posadu ?"

A Bush kaze: "E kralju moj, pa kako ne kontas, u Star treku se radnja odvija u buducnosti..."