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Old 27.01.2009., 15:47   #121
Talking HA,HA said the clown

The renowned cosmogonist Professor Bignumska,
lecturing on the future of the universe, had just stated
that in about a billion years, according to her calculations,
In the back of the auditorium a tremulous voice piped up:
Excuse me, Professor, but h-h-how long did you say it would be?
Prof. Bignumska calmly replied, "About a billion years."
A sigh of relief was heard. "Whew! for a minute there,
I thought you'd said million years."
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Old 10.02.2009., 20:39   #122
http://www.curioustaxonomy.net/puns/puns.html

Tko kaže da binomna nomenklatura nije zabavna?

Moji favoriti: Foadia, Ittibittium, La cucaracha

Ne propustite Vini vidivici, Ytu brutus
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Old 11.02.2009., 01:10   #123
Hmmm, a kako je earwig iliti uholaža dobila ime Labia minor? Zašto onda nije Vagina dentata, bilo bi puno prikladnije?
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Old 23.02.2009., 22:54   #124
malo je kao zamrla tema pa evo jedna skoro pa znanstvena sličica
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Old 23.02.2009., 23:46   #125
Što me podsjetilo na jednog karika turista.










I jedna ogromna.
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Old 23.02.2009., 23:58   #126
aaaa predobro, najbolji mi je ovaj s dupinima
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Old 06.03.2009., 23:26   #127
Još jedna. Kao okašnjela jeka kreacionističkih upadica.

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Old 31.08.2009., 23:18   #128
Novo biološko oružje.

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Old 05.09.2009., 10:05   #129
The physicist's march, ispjevan na ovogodišnjem ICPS-u u Splitu od strane američkih (čini mi se) studenata fizike



We're the most beautiful out of all the multitudes
We're the most cheerful out of all the multitudes
We're the most enlightened out of all the multitudes
And the most humble of all!

You can go through the needle's eye seven times,
Can be as important as a condom on the night –
But still you can't come close to the good ol' physicist!
'cause physics is the BEST, the BEST, the BEST!

Don't know how to integrate, so only perturbate
And assuming a convergence might be a mistake.
But we create a new world with our every word and line.
So I'd say we're doing fine!

Ref:
Should I be a particle or should I be a wave?
And if I were a dead cat then just how should I behave?
I need to find the answers and I need to find them now
But I really don't know how!

Harmonic oscillator, hydrogen atom
Whether there is anything else, oh how could I know?
But if there is anything else, I don't give a shit –
That's a perturbation hit!

Ref

Whether you take ICPS, yoghurt or a King,
Schroedinger's famous equation can describe everything!
Though, Feynman says we're missing the Moral and the Pig –
(It's) just a perturbation hit!

Ref

From the table of my knowledge engineers are fed,
Space expands to make room for the thoughts inside my head!
At my command the Earth turns 'round and nuclei decay –
So, only one thing's left to say:

Ref
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Old 22.09.2009., 22:19   #130
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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Old 10.11.2009., 11:22   #131
Jedan hardcore iz teorijske fizike

Ovaj vic mogu shvatiti samo dobri kvantni mehanicari:

Neka su X i P operatori polozaja i impulsa, te neka je |p> vlastito stanje operatora impulsa sa vlastitom vrijednosti p. Vrijedi
XP-PX = i hbar (1)
P|p>=p|p> (2)
(1) pomnozimo s lijeva sa <p| i s desna sa |p>, pa slijedi
<p|XP-PX|p> = i hbar <p|p>
Stanje |p> normaliziramo tako da <p|p>=1, pa koristeci (2) slijedi
<p|Xp|p>-<p|pX|p> = i hbar
Buduci da je p broj (ne operator), slijedi
p[<p|X|p>-<p|X|p>] = i hbar
Izraz u uglatoj zagradi je 0, pa konacno imamo
0 = i hbar
To dokazuje da je Planckova konstanta jednaka nuli.
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Old 10.11.2009., 12:15   #132
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
ahahahaha. dobar dobar lol
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Old 12.11.2009., 01:36   #133
10 reasons why you should date a chemist:

1- we stay up all night
2- we have significant figures
3- we do it on the table... periodically
4- we love Anal. Chem.
5- we know how to handle hot items
6- we always wear protections
7- we can make some good drugs
8- we have access to ether and ethyl alcohol (pure 100%)
9- we are constantly learning and improving our techniques
10- we are always willing to new experiments

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Old 26.01.2018., 16:35   #134
Galileo i Newton su bili u krivu, lake padaju brže.
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Old 03.02.2018., 17:02   #135
Prastara fora za otvoriti prastaru temu.

Usput, jedna lijepa pjesmica, prikladna za praznike s kojima se obično povezuju današnje vremenske prilike:

https://uwaterloo.ca/chemed2013/site...t%20Vance5.pdf
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Old 15.03.2018., 23:44   #136
Na Twitteru gospon Bog ima svoj account koji redovno pratim

Oduševio me javljanjem povodom smrti Stevena Hawkinga.

Pa kaže gospon Bog

:
Tek što je prispio Hawking mi je u lice dokazao matematički da ne postojim !
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Old 06.05.2018., 19:17   #137
Na Dnevniku su rekli da većina ljudi misli da Zemlja ide u krivom smjeru
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Old 07.05.2018., 01:48   #138
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Na Dnevniku su rekli da većina ljudi misli da Zemlja ide u krivom smjeru
Nisi čuo da je bilo malo slovo 'z'.
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Old 07.05.2018., 08:12   #139
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Na Dnevniku su rekli da većina ljudi misli da Zemlja ide u krivom smjeru
To je dobar znak, jer to znači da ne misle da Zemlja stoji na mjestu a Sunce ide oko nje.
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Old 07.05.2018., 11:48   #140
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Nisi čuo da je bilo malo slovo 'z'.
Možda se radi o klizištu
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