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Old 02.12.2011., 01:22   #41
Isus stoji razapet na križu, oko njega gomila ljudi, a on cijelo vrijeme doziva Petra: "Petree, Petree!!"
Petar ga čuje i pokušava se probiti kroz gužvu.
Isus ga zazove opet:
"Petree, Petree!!"
Petar i dalje se gura, i gura i nikako da se probije kroz gužvu.
Eto Isusa opet, zove:
"Petree, Petreee!!
I napokon eto Petra podno križa, stoji slavodobitno; napokon se uspio probiti do Isusa. I pogleda Petar Isusa i kaže: "Isuse, ovdje sam Isuse!! Zvao si me, Isuse - što je bilo??"
Na to će Isus, ushićeno: "Petre, Petree! Odavde se vidi tvoja kuća!!!
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Old 06.12.2011., 23:16   #42
CNN novinarka je čula za jednog starog Židova koji je zadnjih šezdeset
godina molio svaki dan dva puta dnevno na zapadnom zidu (Zidu plača, jedinom preostalom od Hrama) te ga je
odlučila posjetiti i napisati članak o njegovom iskustvu. Gledala ga
je nekih 45 minuta kako moli. Kad je završio i krenuo nazad, prišla mu
je i zatražila intervju.
“Oprostite, ja sam Rebecca Smith, CNN. Kako se zovete?”
“Morris Feinberg”, odgovorio je stari Židov”
“Gospodine, koliko dugo dolazite i molite na zapadnom zidu?”
“Već šezdeset godina.”
“Šezdeset godina, to je zadivljujuće, a o čemu molite?”
“Molim za mir medju kršćanima, židovima i muslimanima. Molim za
prestanak mržnje i ratova. Molim da djeca odrastu u odgovorne zrele
osobe i da vole svoje bližnje.”
“I kako se osjećate nakon šezdeset godina?”
“Kao da govorim zidu.”
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Old 13.02.2012., 18:23   #43
Nakon mise kaze jedan vernik katolickom svesteniku:
"Ako se ove crkvene reforme nastave, za koju godinu cete se i vi velecasni moci zeniti".
Svestenik ce na to zamisljeno:
"Ja to verovatno necu doziveti... ali mozda moja deca".
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Old 13.02.2012., 23:11   #44
Dodju muz i zena u nebo, i prije ulaska u raj moraju za svaki preljub dobiti jedan ubod iglom.
Nakon nekog vremena pita zena, gdje joj je muz. A andjeo odgovara:
"Pod sivacim strojem."
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Old 21.01.2013., 23:37   #45
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Old 07.02.2013., 10:11   #46
Dobar,....
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Old 26.04.2013., 07:52   #47
Why are muslims terrorists?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.


Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel sh ! t
Your wife is picked by someone else for you and your wife smells worse than your donkey


Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?

Well no shit Sherlock!... It's not like it could get much worse.


THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza...
They're not happy in Egypt...
They're not happy in Libya...
They're not happy in Morocco...
They're not happy in Iran...
They're not happy in Iraq...
They're not happy in Yemen...
They're not happy in Afghanistan...
They're not happy in Pakistan...
They're not happy in Syria...
They're not happy in Lebanon...


SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia...
They're happy in Canada...
They're happy in England...
They're happy in France...
They're happy in Italy...
They're happy in Germany...
They're happy in Sweden...
They're happy in the USA...
They're happy in Norway...
They're happy in Holland...
They're happy in Denmark...

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!


AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam
Not their leadership
Not themselves


THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

And then, they want to change those countries to be like...

THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!


Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... Why be a Muslim???
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Old 25.09.2013., 16:17   #48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_A...e_gdata_playerMoses got lost..

Sent from my Nokia 3210 using Morse code
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Old 27.09.2013., 15:19   #49
kako je začet Isus Krist?
















hebo mu Bog mater
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Old 29.05.2014., 20:49   #50
Tri ateista umru i nakon kratkog vremena dođu pred sv. Petra.
Reknu mu da bi htjeli razgovarati s Bogom (vidjeli su pakao i ljude koji gore ali ne izgaraju).
Pero ode Bogu i kaže mu da ga trebaju tri ateista i upita ga što da im kaže.
"Reci im da me nema" - odgovori Bog.
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